Post by Rou on Feb 19, 2013 16:05:18 GMT -5
I've been asked this plenty of times. So I suppose I should give an answer.
Let's start with the internet, shall we? I personally love cats, and the internet is a home to thousands upon millions on Lolcats. I liked them enough to make ranks out of them. In LolCat Theology, Ceiling Cat is god, and Basement Cat is a demon. O: So Ceiling Cat goes on the top and Basement Cat goes at the bottom. The rest of the ranks however were placed at completely random discretion. I will provide visual examples of what these ranks are, starting at the bottom.
Basement Cat
Nyan Cat
Looong Cat
Lol Cat
Lol Cat
Grumpy Cat
Ceiling Cat
Let's start with the internet, shall we? I personally love cats, and the internet is a home to thousands upon millions on Lolcats. I liked them enough to make ranks out of them. In LolCat Theology, Ceiling Cat is god, and Basement Cat is a demon. O: So Ceiling Cat goes on the top and Basement Cat goes at the bottom. The rest of the ranks however were placed at completely random discretion. I will provide visual examples of what these ranks are, starting at the bottom.
Basement Cat
A basement cat is generally a black cat. Legends say that Basement Cat lives in the basement, takes the souls of the living, can summon the dead, and has a soft spot for kittens. He is at eternal war with Ceiling Cat.
Nyan Cat
The Nyan Cat is a cat that is made out of poptarts and rainbows. Legends say that it is strawberry flavored, but none have ever tasted its insides and lived to tell about it. It tends to sing for hours at a time.
Looong Cat
Longcat is loooong. That's all there is to it. :I
Lol Cat
It was difficult to narrow down an image for this one, but I believe i found the perfect one. A Lol cat, by definition, may or may not be a funny image by nature, but is usually captioned, also usually misspelled, to make it amusing.
Lol Cat
Believe it or not there is no attached internet meme for Shadow Cats. It's something I came up on my own. An alternate name would be Ninja cat, which does have a meme line.
Grumpy Cat
Unlike most cat memes, Grumpy Cat has been several pictures of one cat in particular. The cat's name is Tard, which is short for Tardar Sauce (No joking!). He's not as grumpy as he looks, but he makes funny pictures nonetheless.
Ceiling Cat
The original ceiling cat looked much like this, but has been iconized as a white cat who rules the heavens. Ceiling Cat is, essentially, god. He is at eternal war with Basement Cat.
